Fresh

Can I have something that's brand new? Something that's nice and fresh..

So that when I try it out, we can both say we're impressed.
It's never had me and I never it. And because of this coincidence, we're both taking a risk
Cuz neither of us knows what we're doing.. We're just venturing out here.
Both of us are in perfect condition, no scratches or stains. So when the two smooth surfaces rub together, no friction is created.
We just slip and slide right across each others surfaces and everything goes on smoothly....
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But wait.. Without that friction, the two of us will slide right across and completely miss each other.
If you've got some scratches, they'll grab on to mine, too.. And those grooves where our scratches come together will keep us there.. Right??
Well, I've got small bumps, very very small bumps.. But a lot of concern for your blemishes..
You've been through three point five years with another smooth surface. And before that, one point some-odd years of another smooth surface.. And before that, another year and some change with another smooth surface..
So I take it you know the ropes around here.
But I don't. I've only been rubbed by one other and that other left me with just a few tiny bumps and not a lot of experience..
So... If you've got a track record of rubbing and running, how do I know that I won't be left with some scratches resembling the ones you have?
I think my few bumps are quite enough...
I just wanna know.. If you were able to rub those other surfaces for so long, how do I know that my surface will not end up the same as theirs?
So when it comes to rubbing up against another surface... May I have one that's just like mine..
A fresh one please?